J/W Just Wondering JAD Just Another day JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker JAM Just a Minute JK Just Kidding JM2C Just My Two Cents JOOTT Just One Of Those Things JT Just Taunting K Okay or All Right KFY Smooch For You KIR Keep It Real Smooch Keep It Ordinary Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KMA Smooch My Culo KMRIA Smooch My Royal Irish a*** KOTC Smooch On The Cheek KOTL Smooch On The Lips KPC Keeping Parents Clueless KWIM Know What I Mean KYPO Keep Your Pants On LAQ Lame Arse Quote LD Long Distance LDTTWA Let’s Do The Time Warp Again LIFO Last In Very first Out LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause LMAO Laughing My Caboose Off LMK Let Me Know LOL Laughing Out Noisy -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) LOLA Laugh Out Noisy Again LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Noisy LOPSOD Long On Promises, Brief On Delivery LRF Little Rubber Feet LTIC Laughing ‘Til I Sob LTNS Long Time No See LWR Launch When Ready LYL Love Ya Lots LYLAB Love You Like a Brother LYLAS Love You Like A Sister M8 or M8s Mate or Mates MFD Multi-Function Device MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHOTY My Hat’s Off To You MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please Mummy Mother I’d Like to F*** MKOP My Kind Of Place MM Market Maker MMHA2U My Most Modest Apologies To You MOMPL One Moment Please MOO Mud, Object-Oriented MOOS Member Of The Opposite Hookup MorF Masculine or Female?

J/W Just Wondering JAD Just Another day JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker JAM Just a Minute JK Just Kidding JM2C Just My Two Cents JOOTT Just One Of Those Things JT Just Taunting K Okay or All Right KFY Smooch For You KIR Keep It Real Smooch Keep It Ordinary Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KMA Smooch My Culo KMRIA Smooch My Royal Irish a*** KOTC Smooch On The Cheek KOTL Smooch On The Lips KPC Keeping Parents Clueless KWIM Know What I Mean KYPO Keep Your Pants On LAQ Lame Arse Quote LD Long Distance LDTTWA Let’s Do The Time Warp Again LIFO Last In Very first Out LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause LMAO Laughing My Caboose Off LMK Let Me Know LOL Laughing Out Noisy -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) LOLA Laugh Out Noisy Again LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Noisy LOPSOD Long On Promises, Brief On Delivery LRF Little Rubber Feet LTIC Laughing ‘Til I Sob LTNS Long Time No See LWR Launch When Ready LYL Love Ya Lots LYLAB Love You Like a Brother LYLAS Love You Like A Sister M8 or M8s Mate or Mates MFD Multi-Function Device MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHOTY My Hat’s Off To You MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please Mummy Mother I’d Like to F*** MKOP My Kind Of Place MM Market Maker MMHA2U My Most Modest Apologies To You MOMPL One Moment Please MOO Mud, Object-Oriented MOOS Member Of The Opposite Hookup MorF Masculine or Female?

J/W Just Wondering JAD Just Another day JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker JAM Just a Minute JK Just Kidding JM2C Just My 2 Cents JOOTT Just One Of Those Things JT Just Teasing K Okay or All Right KFY Kiss For You KIR Keep It Real KISS Keep It Simple Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KMA Kiss My Ass KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish a*** KOTC Kiss On The Cheek KOTL Kiss On The Lips KPC Keeping Parents Clueless KWIM Know What I Mean KYPO Keep Your Pants On LAQ Lame Ass Quote LD Long Distance LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again LIFO Last In First Out LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LMK Let Me Know LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery LRF Little Rubber Feet LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry LTNS Long Time No See LWR Launch When Ready LYL Love Ya Lots LYLAB Love You Like a Brother LYLAS Love You Like A Sister M8 or M8s Mate or Mates MFD Multi-Function Device MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHOTY My Hat's Off To You MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please MILF Mother I'd Like to F*** MKOP My Kind Of Place MM Market Maker MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You MOMPL One Moment Please MOO Mud, Object-Oriented MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex MorF Male or Female?

Posted: 9/16/2005 Five:12:43 PM

OP is Original Poster.

IMO is in my opinion

IMHO just add discreet

LMAO and LMFAO is laughing my bum off, the other can be fat or use your imagination, lol.

Hope this helps, where there others you didn’t fairly get?

* Shouldn’t be needed. Off-topic input=talk and gets deleted. Using “OT:” to attempt to qualify part of a post doesn’t cut it. /xander]

Posted: 9/16/2005 Five:58:Nineteen PM

If I see any I don’t know, I will post them. Thanks _electronmover

Posted: 9/16/2005 6:50:09 PM

2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be

411 it means: info

86 Out Of or Over

AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Manhandle

AAF As A Friend

AAK Asleep At Keyboard

AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact

AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest

AAR At Any Rate

AAR8 At Any Rate

AAS Alive And Smiling

AATK Always At The Keyboard

AAYF As Always, Your Friend

AB Bootie Rearwards

ABITHIWTIDB A bird In The Forearm Is Worth Two In The Pubic hair

ACD Alt Control Delete

ACE Access Control Entry

ADAD Another Day Another Dollar

ADBB All Done Bye Bye

ADIH Another Day In Hell

ADIP Another Day In Paradise

AEAP As Early As Possible

AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You

AFAHMASP A Idiot And His Money Are Soon Parted

AFAIC As Far As I’m Worried

AFAICS As Far As I Can See

AFAICT As far As I can Tell

AFAIK As Far As I Know

AFAIU As Far As I Understand

AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It

AFAP As Far As Possible

AFAYC As Far As You’re Worried

AFC Away From Computer

AFDN Any F***ing Day Now

AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware

AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed

AFK Away From Keyboard

AFZ Acronym free zone

AGKWE And God Knows What Else

AIAMU And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle

AIH As It Happens

AIMB As I Mentioned Before

AIMP Always In My Prayers

AISE As I Said Earlier

AISI As I See It

AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As

ALAP As Late As Possible

ALOL Actually Laughing Out Noisy

ALTG Act Locally, Think Globally

AMAP As Many As Possible

AMBW All My Best Wishes

AML All My Love

AND Any day now

ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor

ANFSCD And Now For Something Downright Different

AOAS All Of A Unexpected

AOB Manhandle Of Bandwidth

ASAFP As Soon As “Friggin” Possible

ASAP As Soon As Possible

ATST At The Same Time

ATW All the Web or Around the Web

AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again

AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again

AWOL Absent Without Leave

AYK As You Know

AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something

AYTMTB And You’re Telling Me This Because?

B4N Bye For Now

B4YKI Before You Know It

BAG Bursting A Gut

BAK Back At my Keyboard

BAU Business As Usual

BB4N Bye-Bye for Now

BBBG Bye Bye Be Good

BBFBBM Bod By Fisher, Brains By Mattel

BBFN Bye-Bye for Now

BBIAB Be Back In A Bit

BBIAF Be Back In A Few

BBIAS Be Back In A Sec

BBIAW Be Back In A While

BBL Be Back Later

BBN Bye Bye Now

BBSD Be Back Soon Darling

BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later

BBT Be Back Tomorrow

BCBS Big Company, Big School

BCNU Be Seein’ You

BDC Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com

BDN Big Damn Number

BFD Big F***ing Deal

BFF Best Friends Forever

BFN Bye For Now

BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart

BIF Basis In Fact or Before I Leave behind

BIOYN Gargle it Out Your Nose

BITD Back In The Day

BKA Better Known As

BMOTA Byte Me On The Caboose

BNF Big Name Fan

BOHICA Arch Over Here It Comes Again

BRB Be Right Back

BRT Be Right There

BSF But Earnestly, Folks

BTA But Then Again or Before The Attacks

BTDT Been There Done That

BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt

BTHOOM Hits The Heck Out Of Me

BTSOOM Hits The Sh** Out Of Me

BTWBO Be There With Bells On

BWDIK But What Do I Know?

BWO Black, White or Other

BYKT But you Knew That

CFV Call For Vote

CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)

CID Consider It Done

CIS CompuServe Information Service

CMF Count My Fingers

CMIW Correct Me if I’m Wrong

COB Close Of Business

CofS Church of Scientology

CRAFT Can’t Recall A F***ing Thing

CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products

CRAT Can’t Recall A Thing

CRAWS Can’t Reminisce Anything Worth A Sh**

CRTLA Can’t Reminisce the Three-Letter Acronym

CSL Can’t Stop Laughing

CTC Gasping The Chicken

CUL See You Later

CUL8ER See You Later

CUL8R See You Later

CUNS See You In School!

CWYL Talk With You Later

CY Peaceful Yourself

CYA Cover Your Culo

CYL See You Later

CYT See You Tomorrow

DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover

DBEYR Don’t Believe Everything You Read

DD Due Diligence

DDD Direct Distance Dial

DETI Don’t Even Think It

DGA Don’t Go Anywhere

DGT Don’t Go There

DH Dear Hubby or Hubby

DHYB Don’t Hold Your Breath

DIKU Do I Know You

DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn

DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**

DIY Do It Yourself

DKDC Don’t Know Don’t Care

DLTM Don’t Lie To Me

DMI Don’t Mention It

DNC Does Not Compute

DQYDJ Don’t Abandon Your Day Job

DRIB Don’t Read If Busy

DUST Did You See That?

DWYM Does What You Mean

DYJHIW Don’t You Just Hate it When.

DYOFDW Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work

DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing

E123 Effortless as One, Two, Three

EAK Eating at Keyboard

EOM End Of Message

ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator

EULA End-User License Agreement

EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated

FAB Features Attributes Benefits

FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List

FAWC For Anyone Who Cares

FBKS Failure Inbetween Keyboard and Seat

FF Friends Forever

FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures Fresh

FISH Very first in, Still Here

FITB Pack in the Blanks

FOAF Friend Of A Friend

FOC Free of Charge

FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing

FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device

FTASB Swifter Than A Speeding Bullet

FTL Swifter Than Light

FTTB For The Time Being

FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition

FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief

FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation

FUM F***ed Up Mess

FWIW For What It’s Worth

FYA For Your Amusement

For Your Information For Your Information

FYIFV F*** You I’m Fully Vested

FYM For Your Misinformation

GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little

GBH Excellent Big Hug

GD&R Grinning, Ducking and Running

GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go

GGN Gotta Go Now

GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out

GIWIST Gee, I Wish I’d Said That

GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I

GMTA Good Minds Think Alike

GMTFT Good Minds Think For Themselves

GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You

GOK God Only Knows

GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking

GRRRR it means Growling

GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake

GTGB Got To Go, Bye

GTGP Got To Go Piss

GTSY Glad To See Ya

GYPO Get Your Pants Off

HAGD Have a Superb Day

HAGO Have A Good One

HAK Hugs And Smooches

Forearm Have a Nice Day

HF Hello, Friend

HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding

HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking

HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding

HHOS Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious

HHTYAY Glad Holidays To You And Yours

HIH Hope It Helps

HIOOC Help! I’m Out Of Coffee

HOHA HOllywood HAcker

HTH Hope This (or That) Helps

HUA Goes Up Ace

HUYA Head Up Your A**

IAC In Any Case

IAC In Any Case

IAE In Any Event

IAITS It’s All In The Subject

IANAC I Am Not A Crook

IANAE I Am Not an Experienced

IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer

IBRB I Will Be Right Back

IBT In Inbetween Technology

IBTD I Beg To Differ

IC In Character

ICBW I Could Be Wrong

IDGAF I Don’t Give A F***

IDGI I Don’t Get It

IDK I Don’t Know

IDKY I Don’t Know You

IDM It Does Not Matter

IDST I Didn’t Say That

IDTS I Don’t Think So

IEF It’s Esther’s Fault

IFAB I Found A Bug

IGGP I Gotta Go Piss

IGTP I Get The Point

IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message

IHNO I Have No Opinion

IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place

IIIO Intel Inwards, Idiot Outside

IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference

IIR If I Reminisce or If I Recall

IIRC If I Reminisce Correctly or If I Recall Correctly

IIWM If It Were Me

ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard

IM Instant Messaging

IMHO In My Modest Opinion

IMNSHO In My Not So Discreet Opinion

IMO In My Opinion

INMP It’s Not My Problem

INNW If Not Now, When

INPO In No Particular Order

IOH I’m Outta Here

IOW In Other Words

IRL In Real Life

ISTM It Seems to Me

ISTR I Seem To Recall

ISWYM I See What You Mean

ITM In The Money

IUM If You Must

IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean

IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do

IYO In Your Opinion

IYSS If You Say So

IYSWIM If You See What I Mean

J/C Just Checking

J/K Just Kidding!

J/W Just Wondering

JAD Just Another day

JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker

JAM Just a Minute

JK Just Kidding

JM2C Just My Two Cents

JOOTT Just One Of Those Things

JT Just Taunting

K Okay or All Right

KFY Smooch For You

KIR Keep It Real

Smooch Keep It Elementary Stupid

KIT Keep In Touch

KMA Smooch My Butt

KMRIA Smooch My Royal Irish a***

KOTC Smooch On The Cheek

KOTL Smooch On The Lips

KPC Keeping Parents Clueless

KWIM Know What I Mean

KYPO Keep Your Pants On

LAQ Lame Donk Quote

LD Long Distance

LDTTWA Let’s Do The Time Warp Again

LIFO Last In Very first Out

LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause

LMAO Laughing My Butt Off

LMK Let Me Know

LOL Laughing Out Noisy -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)

LOLA Laugh Out Noisy Again

LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Noisy

LOPSOD Long On Promises, Brief On Delivery

LRF Little Rubber Feet

LTIC Laughing ‘Til I Sob

LTNS Long Time No See

LWR Launch When Ready

LYL Love Ya Lots

LYLAB Love You Like a Brother

LYLAS Love You Like A Sister

M8 or M8s Mate or Mates

MFD Multi-Function Device

MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen

MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You

MHOTY My Hat’s Off To You

MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please

Mummy Mother I’d Like to F***

MKOP My Kind Of Place

MM Market Maker

MMHA2U My Most Discreet Apologies To You

MOMPL One Moment Please

MOO Mud, Object-Oriented

MOOS Member Of The Opposite Hookup

MorF Masculine or Female?

MOSS Member Of The Same Lovemaking

MOTAS Member Of The Suitable Lovemaking

MOTD Message Of The Day

MOTSS Members Of The Same Hook-up

MTBF Mean Time Inbetween Failure

MTFBWY May The Force Be With You

MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition

MWBRL More Will Be Exposed Later

MYOB Mind Your Own Business

N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated

N2M Not To Mention

NAK Nursing At Keyboard

NALOPKT Not A Lot of People Know That

N-A-Y-L In A While

NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)

NBD No Big Deal

NBIF No Basis In Fact

NCG Fresh College Graduate

N-E-1 ER Anyone Here?

NFI No F***ing Idea

NFW No F***ing Way

NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer

NIM No Internal Message

NIMBY Not In My Back Yard

NIMQ Not In My Queue

NM Never Mind or Nothing Much

NMP Not My Problem

NOYB None Of Your Business

NQOCD Not Fairly Our Class Dear

NRN No Reply Necessary

NTK Nice To Know

NTYMI Now That You Mention It

NUFF Enough Said

NYCFS Fresh York City Finger Saluet

OAUS On An Unrelated Subject

OBTW Oh By The Way

OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer

OLL On-Line Love

OMDB Over My Dead Bod

OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard

ONNA Oh No, Not Again

ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again

OOC Out Of Character

OOF Out Of Facility

OOI Out Of Interest

OOO Out Of Office

OOTB Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue

OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment

OS Operating System

OTOH On the Other Arm

OTP On the Phone

OTT Over the Top

OTTOMH Off the Top of my Head

OUSU Oh, You Shut Up

OWTTE Or Words To That Effect

OZ stands for: Australia

P&C Private and Confidential

PANS Pretty Awesome Fresh Stuff

PD Public Domain

PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Booty

PDQ Pretty Darn Quick

PEBCAK Problem Exists Inbetween Chair And Keyboard

PIMP Pissing In My Pants

PITA Agony In The Arse

PM Private Message

PMFJI Pardon Me For Leaping In

PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth

PMJI Pardon My Hopping In

PONA Person Of No Account

POS Parent Over Shoulder

POV Point of View

QL Abandon Laughing!

QS Abandon Scrolling

R&D Research & Development

R&R Rest & Refreshment

RAT Remote(ly) Activated Trojan

RBAY Right Back At Ya

RBTL Read Inbetween The Lines

RE Regards or Hello Again

RFD Request For Discussion

RFR Indeed F*#king Rich

RFS Truly F*#king Soon

RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms

RLF Real Life Friend

RMLB Read My Lips Baby

RMMM Read My Mail Man!

ROFL Rolling on the Floor Laughing

ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Caboose Off

ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Noisy

ROTM Right On The Money

RSN Real Soon Now

RTBS Reason To Be Single

RTFAQ Read the FAQ File

RTFM Read The F***ing Manual

RTK Come back To Keyboard

RTM or RTFM Read The Manual – or – Read The F*#king Manual

RUMORF Are You Masculine Or Female

RUOK Are you Okay?

RUUP4IT Are You Up For It

RYO Roll Your Own

S2R Send To Receive

S4L Spam For Life

SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again

SCNR Sorry, Could Not Fight back

SED Said Enough Darling

SEP Somebody Else’s Problem

SF Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction

SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware

SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear

SFX Sound Effects

SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage

SITD Still In The Dark

SLIRK Wise Little Rich Kid

SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message

SME Subject Matter Pro

SMEM Send Me E-Mail

SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up

SNAG Sensitive Fresh Age Man

SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager

SO Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/gf)

SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure

SOL Sh** Out of Luck

SOP Standard Operating Procedure

SorG Straight or Gay?

SRO Standing Room Only

SSDD Same Sh** Different Day

SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms

STFU Shut The F*** Up

STM Spank The Monkey

STYS Speak To You Soon

SUYF Shut Up You Loser

SWAG Scientific Wild Arse Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways

SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Smooch

SWALK Sealed With A Loving Smooch

SWDYT So What Do You Think?

SYS See You Soon

TAFN That Is All for Now

TAH Take A Hike

TANSTAAFL There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

TARFU Things Are Indeed F***ed Up

TAS Taking A Shower

TBA To Be Advised

TBC To Be Continued

TCB The Trouble Came Back!

TDM Too Darn Many

TDTM Talk Dirty To Me

TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It

TFDS That is For Darn Sure

TFH Thread From Hell

TFN Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice

TGIF Thank God it Is Friday

THX or TX Thanks

TIA Thanks In Advance

TIAIL Think I Am In Love

TIC Tongue In Cheek

TLA Three Letter Acronym

TLGO The List Goes On

TLK2UL8R Talk to You Later

TMI Too Much Information

TMTOWTDI There’s More Than One Way To Do It

TNA Temporarily Not Available

TNC Tongue In Cheek

TOT Tons of Time

TPC The Phone Company

TPTB The Powers That Be

TSR Totally Stuck in RAM

TTFN Ta Ta For Now

TTS Text to Speech

TTT That’s The Ticket -or- To The Top

TTUL Talk to You Later

TTYL Talk To You Later

TVN Thank You Very Much

TWHAB This Won’t Hurt A Bit

TWIMC To Whom it may Concern

TYVM Thank You Very Much

unPC unPolitically Correct

UPOD Under Promise Over Supply

U-R W-S You Are Wise

URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me

VBG Very Big Sneer

VBS Very Big Smile

VC Venture Capital

VEG Very Evil Sneer

VFM Value For Money

VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh*t

VSF Very Sad Face

WAD Without A Doubt

WAG Wild Caboose Guess

WAI What An Idiot

WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar

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